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Excommunicate michaxl 2k14


in 5th grade i used to suck on my arm and i dont know why but it was a really bad habit of mine like how kids sucked their thumbs, i sucked on my arm and my cousin who was in like 10th grade at the time asked if i had a hickey on my arm and i didnt know what it was and i said yes and he told me i was a “playa” and i told him i liked sports 



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iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

"w is not a vowel"

— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)