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harrystylesdildo:

Introducing your kids to people


frenums:

strawberryghostie:

Excommunicate michaxl 2k14



jailor:

in 5th grade i used to suck on my arm and i dont know why but it was a really bad habit of mine like how kids sucked their thumbs, i sucked on my arm and my cousin who was in like 10th grade at the time asked if i had a hickey on my arm and i didnt know what it was and i said yes and he told me i was a “playa” and i told him i liked sports 



attention!

pasta5284:

the XD emoticon is now cool to use again. please use it. please reblog this so others can hear the good news 



corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels



"w is not a vowel"

— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)